F in Exams

' Not a clue.Some students, rather than admit defeat, choose to adopt a more creative approach to answering those particularly awkward exam questions.Packed full of hilarious examples, this book will bring a smile to the face of teachers, ...

Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781840247008

Category: Education

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EXAMINATIONS & ASSESSMENT. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery. How can you prevent milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow.We've all been there. You've been studying hard, the day of the Big test arrives, you turn over the paper, and 'what the *& per cent @ does that mean?!' Not a clue.Some students, rather than admit defeat, choose to adopt a more creative approach to answering those particularly awkward exam questions.Packed full of hilarious examples, this book will bring a smile to the face of teachers, parents and students alike - and anyone who's ever had to sit a test.

F in Exams

Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a ...

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452138575

Category: Humor

Page: 128

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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

F in Exams

This title is packed full of hilarious examples of the more creative ways some students have tackled those particularly awkward exam questions.

Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781786852083

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Page: 120

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Q: Give a brief explanation of the meaning of the term 'hard water'. A: Ice. Q: Give an example of euphemism in William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. A: Bottom. Sharpen your pencils and have your rulers at the ready - it's time for more F in Exams! School years pass by and new students come and go, but there are always more exams to take. And with more test papers come more ingenious (and inappropriate) answers! Here again, for your amusement, we've collected the best of the New Class, as hilarious, heart-warming and cringe-worthy as ever.

F in Exams Pop Quiz

Will some students ever learn from their mistakes? We hope not! This all-new collection of hilarious, totally wrong, real test answers serves a fresh batch of A+ wit misapplied to F- quiz scores.

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452150311

Category: Humor

Page: 128

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Will some students ever learn from their mistakes? We hope not! This all-new collection of hilarious, totally wrong, real test answers serves a fresh batch of A+ wit misapplied to F- quiz scores. A little studying would reveal that the most powerful light source known to man isn't lightsabers

F in Exams 2018

F in Exams is back again with brand-new content, from amusing misunderstandings to marvellous misspellings. It's the perfect escape for students struggling with revision and anyone who has experienced the joys of taking an exam.

Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781786857255

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Page: 128

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What was Sir Isaac Newton famous for? He invented gravity. Another year has passed, which means more exams have been sat and more silly answers have been given by the children of our future. To make sure these hilarious blunders won't be forgotten, F in Exams is back again with brand-new content, from amusing misunderstandings to marvellous misspellings. It's the perfect escape for students struggling with revision and anyone who has experienced the joys of taking an exam.

F in Exams Complete Failure

Based on the best seller F in Exams comes a full year of fails, featuring hundreds of brilliantly wrong but incredibly hilarious student test answers, including all-new answers, things you should have learned in high school (but didn't), a ...

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452149275

Category: Humor

Page: 384

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The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.

F In Exams Daily 2021 Calendar

Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781452184395

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F in Exams

Based on the bestselling F in Exams book series, this laugh-a-day calendar presents stunningly wrong but hilariously true student test answers.

Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781452151793

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Page: 314

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Based on the bestselling F in Exams book series, this laugh-a-day calendar presents stunningly wrong but hilariously true student test answers.

Big Book of F in Exams

Bursting with misunderstandings, misspellings and spirited, if ultimately incorrect, answers, this collection brings together the most head-scratching, side-splitting examples from the F in Exams series.

Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781849539241

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Page: 320

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Exams have never been so hilarious! Banish the horror of school days with this bumper edition of the world's worst best pupils. Bursting with misunderstandings, misspellings and spirited, if ultimately incorrect, answers, this collection brings together the most head-scratching, side-splitting examples from the F in Exams series.

F in Exams Complete Failure

Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the ...

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 9781452148960

Category: Humor

Page: 384

View: 831

The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.

F in Geography

ALL TITLES IN THIS SERIES: 9781849533133 F in Retakes 9781849535069 F in School 9781849533249 F in English 9781849533263 F in History 9781849533256 F in Geography 9781849533232 F in Science 9781840247008 F in Exams 9781849533232 F in ...

Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781849533256

Category: Geography

Page: 80

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If you get perspiration and precipitationconfused, then take comfort in thishilarious, all-new, fun-size dose of F inExams, containing some of the mostcringeworthy howlers from schoolGeography exams.

F this Test

From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong—yet totally real—test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with ...

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452133298

Category: Humor

Page: 128

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From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong—yet totally real—test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with something better instead. Featuring crucial academic subjects including English (Q: Name a key theme in Madame Bovary; A: Cows), Geography (Q: Where can you find the Andes?; A: Google Earth), Science (Q: Describe the properties of a meteor; A: An animal that only eats meat) and more, F this Test rounds out the curriculum with an extra-credit section for those tricky elective courses, and demonstrates that it's more fun to laugh when faced with an absolute fail.

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Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781849532297

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F in Exams 2014 Daily Calendar

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Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452127670

Category: Humor

Page: 314

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Based on the bestseller F in Exams comes a full year of fails, featuring hundreds of brilliantly wrong but incredibly hilarious student test answers, including all-new answers, homework howlers, and things you should have learned in high school, but didn't.

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Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452116083

Category: Humor

Page: 315

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Based on the best seller F in Exams comes a full year of fails, featuring hundreds of brilliantly wrong but incredibly hilarious student test answers, including all-new answers, things you should have learned in high school (but didn't), a gallery of famous failures, and more.

F for Effort

Presents a collection of incorrect yet humorous test answers from real students, from an elementary student claiming that "two halves make a whale" to a high schooler who credits Galileo with inventing the solar system.

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 145211322X

Category: Humor

Page: 128

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Presents a collection of incorrect yet humorous test answers from real students, from an elementary student claiming that "two halves make a whale" to a high schooler who credits Galileo with inventing the solar system.

F In Exams 2020 Calendar

Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781452176574

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Page: 628

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F in English

ALL TITLES IN THIS SERIES: 9781849533133 F in Retakes 9781849535069 F in School 9781849533249 F in English 9781849533263 F in History 9781849533256 F in Geography 9781849533232 F in Science 9781840247008 F in Exams 9781849533232 F in ...

Author: Richard Benson

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ISBN: 9781849533249

Category: English language

Page: 80

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If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.

F in Science

If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your left eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most glorious howlers from school ...

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW

ISBN: 1783720379

Category: Humor

Page: 80

View: 288

If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your left eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most glorious howlers from school science exams.

F in Exams

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781786852557

Category:

Page: 96

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When you have endless exams to prepare for, the assignment you wrote has genuinely been eaten by the dog and you're forced to wear the lost-property PE kit because yours is in the wash, life can become a little overwhelming. For all the times you're on the brink of a classroom catastrophe, grab this collection of the internet's funniest school memes and laugh away your worries. Let the procrastination commence!