Funny Girl

Funny Girl is a collection of uproarious stories, rollicking comics, rib-tickling wit, and more, from 25 of today’s funniest female writers for kids.

Author: Betsy Bird

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0698409442

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 224

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Funny Girl is a collection of uproarious stories, rollicking comics, rib-tickling wit, and more, from 25 of today’s funniest female writers for kids. What could be funnier than family? Read stories about Ursula Brown's grandmother driving her on a road trip to disaster, Lisa Brown's little brother getting a Tic-Tac stuck up his nose, and Carmen Agra Deedy's mom setting the bathtub on fire. What could be funnier than friends? Pretty much nothing, as Rita Williams-Garcia shows two besties hatching a bird-brained scheme to get on to a TV talk show, and Deborah Underwood introduces a dynamic dog-and-cat duo teaming up on a pet advice column. What could be funnier than YOU? Tell your future with Mad Libs, discover your Chinese Zodiac sign with Lenore Look, and learn the best tricks of the comedy trade from professional humorists like Adrianne Chalepah and Delaney Yeager. With clever contributions from award-winning and bestselling authors including Cece Bell, Sophie Blackall, Libba Bray, Shannon Hale, Lisa Graff, and Raina Telgemeier, this anthology of funny girls will make you laugh until you cry. Or cry until you laugh. Or maybe you won't cry at all. Either way, you'll definitely laugh. Funny Girl isn’t just an anthology: it’s a cause, a mission, a movement. Girls are funny. Now it’s time for the world to know it. From the Hardcover edition.

The Funniest Cop Stories Ever

For several years I went around interviewing cops from all over the country, and I
found that the stories in Baltimore, LA, and everywhere else were as funny as any
in New York. Nothing quite prepares you for what you see on the street once ...

Author: Scott Baker

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 0740789260

Category: Humor

Page: 192

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Nothing quite prepares you for what you will see on the street once you become a cop. It is one of the most dangerous jobs a person can do but also the most fun as well. --Scott Baker Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren't--cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: * A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. * A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. * A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine--and his pants--didn't belong to him.

Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom

A Collection Of Favorthe Golf Jokes And Storias , By Golfers And About Colfers
ALL TIME FUNNIEST 500 MORE 500 GOLF JOKES || GOLF JOKES Volume II
Their Favorite Golt Jokes And Stories By Solfars And About Golfers ALL TIME ...

Author: Sheila Stewart

Publisher: Acadia Scale Press

ISBN: 9780965685627

Category: Humor

Page: 148

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From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.

500 More All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom

A Collection of favorite Coll Jokes And Storias , By Colfer And About ulfons ALL
TIME FUNNIEST 500 GOLF JOKES 500 MORE Volume II Of Their Favorite Colt
Jokes And Stories By Colfers And About Golfer ALL TIME FUNNIEST GOLF ...

Author: Ron Stewart

Publisher: Acadia Scale Press

ISBN: 9780965685610

Category: Humor

Page: 136

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Paul Jennings Funniest Stories

Presents a collection of twenty-five humorous stories about children with unfortunate nicknames, killer foot-odor problems, and plagues of rabbits.

Author: Paul Jennings

Publisher: Penguin Global

ISBN: 9780670028900

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 329

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Presents a collection of twenty-five humorous stories about children with unfortunate nicknames, killer foot-odor problems, and plagues of rabbits.

500 All Time Funniest Jokes Stories About Gambling

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Author: Sheila A. Stewart

Publisher: Acadia Scale Press

ISBN: 9780971761711

Category: Humor

Page: 148

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This is a humorous look at winning and losing at gambling.

A Treasury of Funny Stories

Sixteen of the funniest stories around are gathered together in one rib - tickling
volume . From flying dogs to dancing cows , with favourite characters such as
Posy Bates , Dilly the Dinosaur and Anancy the Spiderman joining in the fun , this
is ...

Author: Andrew Matthews

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781856972895

Category: Children's stories, American

Page: 158

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16 amusing stories. Authors include Anne Fine, Michael Rosen, Margaret Mahy, Tony Bradman and Paul Jennings.

The Rotarian

GEMS OF HUMOR: The funniest stories, essays and sketches in the English
language. Classics of all time grouped here for your convenience. 2,500 NEW
FUNNY STORIES: A brand-new collection, including the favorite anecdotes of
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Established in 1911, The Rotarian is the official magazine of Rotary International and is circulated worldwide. Each issue contains feature articles, columns, and departments about, or of interest to, Rotarians. Seventeen Nobel Prize winners and 19 Pulitzer Prize winners – from Mahatma Ghandi to Kurt Vonnegut Jr. – have written for the magazine.

Funny Ha Ha

80 of the funniest stories ever written, selected and introduced by comedian and broadcaster Paul Merton.

Author: Paul Merton

Publisher: Head of Zeus Ltd

ISBN: 1788544250

Category: Fiction

Page: 656

View: 665

80 of the funniest stories ever written, selected and introduced by Paul Merton. From Anton Chekhov to Ali Smith, from P.G. Wodehouse to Nora Ephron, the greatest writers are those who know how to laugh. Here, award-winning comedian and broadcaster Paul Merton brings together his favourite funny stories of all time. Whether it's the silly, surreal, slap-stick or satirical that makes you smile, there's a story here to tickle every funny bone. From prize-winners and literary giants, to stand-up comedians and the rising stars of funny literature, this brilliant anthology is guaranteed to cheer your day.

500 All Time Funniest Jokes Stories about Sex

... wife says I ' m a really lousy lover . Has your wife ever said that to you ? ”
Second husband : “ I can ' t say that I ' ve ever heard her mention your name . ” As
my wife grew older , she didn ' t 500 All Time Funniest Jokes & Stories About Sex.

Author: Ron Stewart

Publisher: Acadia Scale Press

ISBN: 9780971761704

Category: Humor

Page: 148

View: 700

In this humorous look at sex, the authors have tried not to be offensive.

500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom

... student said, “will 65 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes , Stories , & Fairway
Wisdom.

Author: Sheila Stewart

Publisher: Acadia Scale Press

ISBN: 9780965685603

Category: Humor

Page: 136

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Favorite Humorous Stories

Thtr Favorite Humorous Stories of IRVIN COBB "XTot long ago a group of ten
literary ' men — editors, critics, readers and writers — decided that each man
should set down upon a slip of paper his first, second and third choices in various
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Author: Irvin Cobb

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Tell Us Another Or Funniest Shooting and Fishing Stories Ever Told on Earth Or Off

Author: Rowland Oliver (pseud.)

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Category: Hunting

Page: 79

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My Favorite Funny Story

... and some are , beyond doubt , pure fabrications . All , however , are some of
the funniest stories by famous people that you will ever hear . BILL ADLER New
York City . . . . . . THERE ' S NO.

Author: Bill Adler

Publisher:

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Category: American wit and humor

Page: 128

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Famous Story Book

At dinner his father had him next him , and told the funniest stories , and Aunt
Peggy wanted him to have more pineapple pudding , but he couldn ' t eat what
he had now . Every time he started to laugh at his father he made a funny , choky
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Category: Children

Page: 191

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This is My Funniest 2

Features funny science fiction stories from award-winning authors such as Jack Dann, Greg Bear, Janis Ian, Mercedes Lackey, David Drake, and Gregory Benford.

Author: Mike Resnick

Publisher: Benbella Books

ISBN: 9781933771229

Category: Fiction

Page: 410

View: 426

Features funny science fiction stories from award-winning authors such as Jack Dann, Greg Bear, Janis Ian, Mercedes Lackey, David Drake, and Gregory Benford.

Isn t it Funny When 219 Stories by Canadian Children

219 nouvelles par des jeunes Canadiens Isn ' t it funny when we , as Canadians ,
think everything we do , is normal ? We don ' t give our customsă second thought
because we think they are natural . The only time we look at ourselves ...

Author: Kenneth Oppel

Publisher: Markham, Ont. : Business Depot

ISBN: 9780968968833

Category: Children's stories, Canadian

Page: 229

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Anthology of works by Canadian Children collected and sponsored by Staples Ltd.

Truth

One of the cleverest , raciest , and funniest of humorous stories — a farce , if you
like , but a farce of real wit . " 1895 , DOWNEY & CO . , 12 , York - street , Covent
Garden , London . NOW READY . 57th Edition . Super - Royal 8vo , 1,774 pp .

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The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg and Other Stories and Essays

The humorous story is strictly a work of art — high and delicate art -- and only an
artist can tell it ; but no art is ... that there is anything funny about it ; but the teller
of the comic story tells you beforehand that it is one of the funniest things he has ...

Author: Mark Twain

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Page: 398

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The Puffin Book of Funny Stories

There's even a jungle full of leopards who love to rap, a puddle monster who gets
his just reward, and an African witch doctor's pet bird set loose in a
paediatrician's clinic in Chennai! he Puffin Book of Funny Stories is a collection of
really rious ...

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Publisher: Penguin Global

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Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 199

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A collection of humorous children's stories by Indian authors includes pieces by Ruskin Bond, R.K. Narayan, Satyajit Ray, and Ranjit Lal.