Zombies Eat Last

A parody of "Leaders Eat Last", but also closer to the reality of corporate leadership today. Whatever it is, it's funny.

Author: Trick Albright


ISBN: 9781696031158


Page: 58

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A parody of "Leaders Eat Last", but also closer to the reality of corporate leadership today. Whatever it is, it's funny.

Zombies Ate My Business

How long do you expect balance to last? Three months? Six months? A year? Do
I have a management team that's playing together and pulling the company
forward? If not, do you need to eliminate, move, or add an individual? What can
you ...

Author: Jamie Gerdsen

Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group

ISBN: 163299061X

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 198

View: 493

The thing about zombies is you don’t know them when you see them. They’re invisible; but don’t be fooled. As they walk unnoticed through the halls of your small business, they’re doing a number—a negative number—on your bottom line. They slow productivity, treat your customers rudely, and infect other employees with their poor morale and shoddy work ethic. In a small business, one zombie—one employee not pulling his or her share of the workload—can make all the difference. In his second book, Zombies Ate My Business, Jamie Gerdsen returns to help traditional business owners—plumbers, dry cleaners, bakery operators—find and eliminate zombie employees, and to clear the ranks of zombie-like thinking among management. Traditional businesses—those mainstays of Main Street—may have started out with a bang, but many have grown stagnant, even tottering on the edge of death. Join Gerdsen as he considers the life cycle of a traditional business, and the life cycle of an employee. Listen as he forecasts what happens when the two intersect. Sure, a young business staffed with young employees should find it easy to grow; but what about a mature, “plateaued” business, staffed with mature, retirement-age employees? Or a middle-aged company with middle-aged workers? Even these companies can return to growth, says Gerdsen, who speaks from experience with his own turned-around HVAC business. This book maps the way to growth, renewal, and zombie-free prosperity for businesses in all life stages.

Secret Agent Disco Dancer The Zombies Ate My Pizza

water, your body would last one, maybe two months without food.” Tridectus
continued chomping away. “Well, I could always eat you.” My face was devoid of
any smile, causing the fish to pause and question my sincerity. “You wouldn't.

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

ISBN: 1393625843

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 70

View: 802

When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Lucio Fulci s Last Movie Blood Bite In Hell

They wentten actors dressed as zombies, very hungry and really well done.I
asked Rambaldi ... Greta Garbo was disputed by two hungry zombies. It wasa
disaster. ... But I fear that some bloodthirsty monster suddenly come to eat them

Author: Joe Kittay

Publisher: Youcanprint

ISBN: 8891137227

Category: Fiction


View: 641

Lucio Fulci is back to shoot his new movie: Blood Bite in Hell A hellish journey in the company of the king of the macabre Lucio Fulci (ENGLISH AND ITALIAN VERSION) Lucio Fulci è tornato per girare il suo nuovo film: Morsi di sangue all'Inferno un viaggio infernale in compagnia del re del macabro Lucio Fulci(VERSIONE INGLESE E ITALIANA)

First Zombie Wife

... zombie pull out the intestines from the corpse and a pile of feces fall out from
the intestines, but the zombie didn't care and just stuffed the intestines into its
mouth. Seeing this scene, he almost vomited out the sashimi that he ate last night

Author: Jin Yuanbao

Publisher: Funstory

ISBN: 1646779304

Category: Fiction


View: 435

Wearing it in his own novels, Mu Yifan indicated that he was conflicted!Wearing this in his novels as a zombie, Mu Yifan was extremely conflicted.Wearing it into his own novel would become the Zombie King that killed the male lead, and would no longer be calm even if the male lead was reborn one month before he returned to the world to seek revenge!Therefore, he decided to be ruthless and kill the male lead before he was reborn!Ah!?Wait a minute, what was this tempo?Wasn't he writing science fiction?Why did it become a BL?

Marvel Zombies

Here I come Hellooooo? to eeeeeeat Last survivors of the. Have uou * / forgotten
why o! I was turned-- Why I became o one of uou?! I am a god! Tru as UOu did, I
couldn't be eaten, only turned! MU power Was too great! And Uou Were foolish ...

Author: Robert Kirkman

Publisher: Marvel Entertainment

ISBN: 1302515977


Page: 464

View: 673

Collects Marvel Zombies 2 #1-5, Marvel Zombies 3 #1-4, Marvel Zombies 4 #1-4, Marvel Zombies Return #1-5 and material from Marvel Spotlight: Marvel Zombies Return. The Marvel Zombies have left Earth, turning their ravenous attentions to outer space! But when the zombies finally return home and find a tiny pocket of mankind still alive, will they feast on flesh once more — or can they learn how to overcome their all-consuming hunger? Then, dimension-traveling zombies have found their way into the Marvel Universe, and no one is safe! Machine Man, Jocasta, Morbius, Werewolf by Night and the Son of Satan must repel the undead epidemic — but will they uncover the traitor lurking within their own headquarters? And when the Marvel Zombies are unleashed on yet another unsuspecting dimension, can the guilt-ridden undead Spider-Man stop a gruesome history from repeating itself?

Eaten Alive

WooDoo Die Schreckensinsel der Zombies The dead shuffle slowly towards the
living in an atmospheric scene from ... be found in the last ten minutes of Zombie
Flesh Eaters when black and white zombies unite to eat the flesh of the living .

Author: Jay Slater

Publisher: Plexus Pub

ISBN: 9780859653145

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 256

View: 808

From the 1970s to the 1990s, Italian moviemakers produced the goriest exploitation films ever made, using recurring plot devices of cannibalism and putrefied zombie flesh eaters. Eaten Alive! dissects this outrageous period, setting it within its cultural and cinematic context. With an introduction explaining the origins of the gruesome genre, the book charts every bloody step, from the renowned Pasolini, who employed cannibalism as a satirical metaphor, to shocking "documentaries" such as Cannibal Holocaust, an acknowledged influence on The Blair Witch Project. Informed, irreverent contributions from legends of the modern horror scene round out this fascinating book.

Case File 13 Zombie Kid

ButI don't think zombies eat hearts. I'm pretty sure theycrave human brains.” “Who
cares?” Carter pulled a slightly squashed Snickersbar ... “Remember how jealous
Angie Hollingsworth was last year when we did the werewolves?” Angie and.

Author: J. Scott Savage

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0062133284

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 304

View: 402

For readers who like thrills with their laughs, Case File 13 is a satisfying new series that blends irreverent humor, page-turning adventure, a mysterious narrator, and the kind of authentic characters that will leave young readers convinced this story is about their own best friends. Case File 13: Zombie Kid follows three monster-obsessed friends who must solve fiendishly funny mysteries in their creepy hometown. Nick, Carter, and Angelo are obsessed with all things monster. And every Halloween they get to show off their monster-knowledge with elaborate homemade costumes. But this year, a surprise trip to the house of an aunt who may have been a voodoo queen throws a major wrench into the boys’ Halloween plans and lands Nick with a cursed amulet that turns him into a real, live (well, undead) zombie. To Nick and his friends, this is . . . awesome! At first. Then the whole zombie thing starts to get a little out of hand (literally), and the boys have to go on a chilling adventure to reverse the curse. One that involves a talking cat, a skeleton who likes candy corn, and even the dreaded Zombie King himself.

Carbolic Smoke Ball Presents Zombies Ate My Headlines

Pirates General Manager Dave Littlefield issued a prepared statement that
explained what happened : " The Pirates deeply regret that somehow during our
popular hot - dog - shoot launch last Saturday , several simulated novelty male
organs ...

Author: Judge Rufus Peckham, Judge



Category: American wit and humor

Page: 192

View: 913

News unencumbered by the facts... All the best headlines, highlights, and hilarity of Carbolic Smoke Ball's first three years online. Over 250 classic items and editorials, with dozens of new features, photos, and illustrations, a foreword by Randy Baumann, and an introduction by Rick Sebak. All assembled in the finest fake news collection you¿ll ever see. Or read. Or fear. It's the truth, even if it didn't happen...

The Zombie Movie Encyclopedia

The zombies only target those in the manor , and there ' s no hint of a larger
zombie invasion . ... The voodoo priest / butler Thomas ( Durand ) , the last
descendent of the Pétions , wishes to wipe out the last of the Christophes , and
thus ... Eat. Your. Skin. Dir : Del Tenney . Prod : Del Tenney . Screenplay : Del
Tenney . Cast : William Joyce , Heather Hewitt , Walter Coy , Dan Stapleton ,
Betty Hyatt Linton .

Author: Peter Dendle

Publisher: McFarland & Company Incorporated Pub


Category: Performing Arts

Page: 249

View: 299

The exhumation of zombie films from obscurity is accomplished in terrifying detail in The Zombie Movie Encyclopedia. The first exhaustive overview of the subject, this book evaluates over 200 movies from 16 countries over a 65-year period starting from the early 1930s. It mostly treats feature-length films, covering everything from large studio productions to backyard videography, but also touches on memorable episodes of television series and miscellaneous shorts.

The Zombies that Ate Pittsburgh

The zombies pour dead overrun the cave and proceed to eat in after him and tear
hungrily into his flesh as whomever they can get their hands on ; a head they
converge upon the iron slab ; in his last , ago is torn screaming from a soldier's ...

Author: Paul R. Gagne

Publisher: Dodd Mead


Category: Performing Arts

Page: 236

View: 759

This illustrated guide to the films of George A. Romero--including "Night of the Living Dead" and "Creepshow"--chronicles the independent filmmaker's struggles in a business dominated by the Hollywood studio system


The zombies will fall upon me in an eating frenzy and you run, Lucy, you run to
the hills. Run for ... “We have to destroy your brain or else you'll just be a half-
eaten zombie. Unless ... That's the last thing I remember of my human life.
Resting my ...

Author: Robin Becker

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0062000306

Category: Fiction

Page: 192

View: 846

“A witty and unexpected take on the zombie genre; I had a great time.” —Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Sookie Stackhouse novels Subtitled “A Zombie Memoir,” Brains looks at America’s favorite walking-dead flesh-eaters from an audaciously original and deliciously gruesome new perspective. Debut author Robin Becker blazes new ground with this story of former college professor-cum-sentient zombie Jack Barnes, who recounts the tale of the resistance he organized in the wake of the recent zombie apocalypse. World War Z; Shaun of the Dead; Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies… Becker tops them all with Brains—a witty, tasty treat for anyone who every spent a midnight glued to a classic George A. Romero zombie epic!

The Stone Child

The teacher read the stories and poems to us , ” she said . “ He had a nice voice .
I liked listening . ” When she paused , I started to tell Claire about the zombies ,
how every last one of them needed to eat those who were still alive . “ That ' s so

Author: Gary Fincke



Category: Fiction

Page: 162

View: 475

A university maintenance worker and his wife decide to give birth to their anencephalic baby and to accept all the consequences that will follow. During summer vacation, a journalism student trysts with his girlfriend at her suspicious father's house and soon witnesses the ultimate in paternal vengeance. A schoolboy faces peer violence while his mother struggles with cancer, each relying upon a hopelessly misplaced faith. In The Stone Child, Gary Fincke presents characters at turning points, where the effects of their decisions will ripple throughout the rest of their lives.“Clean Shaven” depicts the last family vacation of a couple with two nearly grown children; in a few pivotal days, Reynolds, the father, struggles with, accepts, then embraces, his comradeship with his roguish, college-expelled son. In “Natural Borders,” the way a small-town sheriff handles the marital problems of a pair of eccentrics leads to a conflagration that will haunt him forever.The eleven stories in The Stone Child are about families of varying kinds, what binds them, and what threatens to tear them apart. Under pressure, the characters strive to maintain whatever connections they have established with one another. In important ways, all of these stories, even those with exclusively adult characters, are coming-of-age tales, the characters arriving at those points in their lives when what they do and say will mark significant passages. Fincke brings great humanity to his characters and displays a sharp and wry sense of humor; his sense of place is strong, his stories richly textured, and his prose a joy to read. Primarily meditating on the viewpoints of male characters, Fincke gives us stories with beginnings that pull us right in and endings that won't let us leave the world of the story until long after we have finished reading.

505 Unbelievably Stupid Webpages

... 9 STUPIDITY : 9 ENTERTAINMENT : 6 20 Brains 4 Zombies . com
brains4zombies . com You know how zombies eat brains ... At this tasty site you
can find all sorts of brains for your zombie friends , although I doubt zombie
friends last long .

Author: Dan Crowley

Publisher: Sourcebooks Hysteria

ISBN: 9781402210907

Category: Computers

Page: 264

View: 160

Presents a directory of unusual and eccentric Web sites which cover such topics as the flat earth liberation front, fighting stickmen, an ugly toy contest, misfortune cookies, and American spy cows.

Game Informer Magazine

othing dropped more Gl staffers ' jaws out your pistol just like the last stand perk ...




Category: Computer games


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G U iven the renewed popularity of the zombie sub - genre - stoked by the
success of Resident Evil last year , fed by this ... with TaunusFilm - Produktions
GmbH in enemies – these creature that want to eat you . ment , they usually don't
have ...




Category: Fantasy films


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The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

A Netflix Original series!

Author: Max Brallier

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0425287572

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 304

View: 461

A Netflix Original series! The New York Times and USA Today bestelling series, with over 5 million copies in print! "Terrifyingly fun! Delivers big thrills and even bigger laughs."--Jeff Kinney, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Diary of a Wimpy Kid The zombies are disappearing. This might seem like a good thing, since zombies eat your brains, but normal human kid Jack Sullivan is suspicious. He keeps hearing an eerie shrieking noise that seems to be almost summoning the zombies—but to where, and for what (probably) foul purpose? Jack, his three best friends (maybe the only people left on Earth), and their pet monster Rover need to get to the bottom of this. Along the way they encounter a lot more than they bargained for, including a giant Wormungulous, a pizza parlor monster hangout, an ancient evil who destroys worlds, and a stereo system that is totally the bomb. Can Jack figure out why the zombies are vanishing . . . before he and his friends are next?

Second Chance In Stonecreek Mills Boon True Love Maggie Griffin Book 2

“All zombies eat flesh,” Ellie announced as they got closer. “Aren't you too young
to know that, squirt?” Maggie asked ... “Marcus and I watched Gremlins last
weekend,” Ellie reported. “It was PG but still Mommy had to cover her eyes for the

Author: Michelle Major

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

ISBN: 1474078230

Category: Fiction

Page: 192

View: 890

Is their second time the charm?

New York

HBO FILMS N time orchestrator Danny Elfman halts the Last Days proceedings to
have the happy slave - workers the Oompa - Loompas ... filthy house in some
chilly , creatures who eat too much and bloat or ex presumably Pacific Northwest
woods for about plode ) inward , getting at ... HOW YOU CAN TELL THE
DIFFERENCE Asia Argento Zombie George Romero's Land of the Dead Zombies
attack .




Category: New York (N.Y.)


View: 688

Fiendly Corners Book 2 Pizza Zombies

I can't believe you polished off my pizza last night , ” I accused Melissa . “ I
wanted to eat that today . ” She threw stuff in a backpack and hurtled out of the
house . I followed her to the driveway . “ I didn't eat your stupid pizza , ” she said ,
raising ...

Author: Ellen Leroe

Publisher: Hyperion

ISBN: 9780786810963

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 128

View: 470

A sinister force contained in seemingly harmless toy robots is turning the inhabitants of Friendly Corners into pizza-craving zombies.